Article 6WDFS Babysitter Finds Real-Life ‘Monster’ Under Child’s Bed

Babysitter Finds Real-Life ‘Monster’ Under Child’s Bed

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While trying to reassure a child she was caring for, a local Kansas babysitter was shocked to come face-to-face with a man when she aimed to show the kid there were no monsters under the bed. What do you think?

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Of course a man can't even hide under someone else's child's bed anymore without being called a monster."

Leslie Mack, Sequel Screenwriter
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The trick is to not get your kids beds."

Chandler Marks, Cactus Sharpener
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Maybe he just wanted to hear a bedtime story."

Alan Rivard, Boot Shipper

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