Article 6WF8C 3-Year-Old Discovers 3,800-Year-Old Amulet While On Family Outing

3-Year-Old Discovers 3,800-Year-Old Amulet While On Family Outing

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A 3-year-old girl found a scarab-shaped Canaanite amulet dating back some 3,800 years while on a hike with family in Israel. What do you think?

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Oh, every parent thinks their kid's 3,800-year-old amulet is special."

Angela Vogel, Bank Picketer
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Good luck getting it out of her mouth."

Rudy Soucek, Chord Builder
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Yeah, but can she read? Didn't think so."

Joe Beaty, Kite Designer

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