Trump’s Tariffs By The Numbers

The Trump administration has raised taxes on Chinese imports to 125% as the trade war continues to heat up. The Onion looks at the key facts and figures behind the president's tariffs.

$3.2 billion: Market gains for bug-out bags

29: Turnips to be substituted into average American's weekly diet

1 in 3: Americans currently screaming SELL! SELL!" into cell phone

9: Quantity of eggs 401(k) worth now

1, 2, 3, 4: Numbers chanted by Trump before saying, I declare a trade war!"

5: Days until you have to start making own soap

80%: Increase in Oliver Twist adaptations set in present day

48: Hours Youngstown, OH has been given to get a thriving banana industry up and running

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