Report: Wife Hasn’t Been Home In Few Days

MEDINA, OH-Speculating that the situation could be worth looking into at some point down the line, a report released Friday found that local wife Casey Davis, 37, hadn't been home in a few days.Huh, that's weird," said Nick Davis, who was quoted in the report and who looked from a television playing a rerun of Chicago Fire to a window showing that his wife's car was still not in the driveway after what must have been two or three days. I'm pretty sure she usually comes home every day. But she's definitely not here now, because I called out her name a few times and she didn't answer. Guess I'll order delivery again. She'd probably call if something was wrong, right?"The report concluded that it was no doubt best to give it a few more days before sending her a text.

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