LeBron James Becomes First Male Athlete To Have Likeness Depicted In Ken Doll

Basketball legend LeBron James became the first professional male athlete to have his likeness depicted in a Ken doll, with Mattel Inc. unveiling the figure to kick off the toy manufacturer's Kenbassador" series. What do you think?

I just can't picture Lebron without nipples."

Andrew Boothby, Kettle Manufacturer

Finally, I can make him and Kyrie kiss."

Katrina Meurer, Dress Shipper

I worry this will only reinforce unattainable marketability standards for my kids."

Jake Fletcher, Risk Mitigator

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