Article 6WP2M Arsonist Sets Fire To Pennsylvania Governor’s Mansion

Arsonist Sets Fire To Pennsylvania Governor’s Mansion

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A man is in custody after scaling an iron security fence in the middle of the night, eluding police, and breaking into the Pennsylvania governor's mansion where he set a fire, claiming he would have attacked Governor Shapiro with a hammer if he happened upon him inside the residence. What do you think?

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Smart to get some state-level experience before setting fire to Washington."

Matt Maketh, Bleacher Filler
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Seems bad, but I'll wait for the manifesto before rushing to judgement."

Krista Cayce, Sugar Refiner
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Scary to think that any random house you set on fire could belong to the governor."

Bart Gibson, Certificate Printer

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