Article 6WQFF 4 Men Caught Smuggling Hundreds Of Ants

4 Men Caught Smuggling Hundreds Of Ants

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Four ant smugglers pleaded guilty after being caught by the Kenyan Wildlife Service attempting to sneak hundreds of giant African harvester ants out of the country, which are valued by some exotic animal dealers at over $200 each. What do you think?

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God forbid four men have a picnic."

James Merle, Frame Positioner
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Give me some sugar and an afternoon, and I'll get you ants."

Greg Price, Systems Analyst
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Not surprised with how expensive ants have gotten."

Ronald Jefferson, Botanical Surgeon

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