Trump Announces Seal Team 6 Killed U.S. Protester In Daring Overnight Raid

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from The Onion on 2025-04-22 19:02 (#6WSQP)

White House sources have confirmed the successful execution of 19-year-old college sophomore Evan Dixon late last night by an elite team of special forces.

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