Marco Rubio Announces Overhaul Of ‘Bloated’ State Department

Secretary of State Marco Rubio has announced plans to make sweeping cuts to the State Department, which he called bloated" and bureaucratic." What do you think?

Nobody has ever been able to explain to me what the rest of the world does anyway."

Shane Demke, Laundry Appraiser

We could easily cut 75% of the world's countries and be fine."

Lyle Bosen, Cord Wrapper

High-level statecraft is best left to contractors."

Emily McBride, Coatings Expert

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