“Dragon Lawyer” Files Complaint With Cartoon Dragon

So many things people shouldn't be doing, so little time:

Each page of plaintiff's complaint appears on an e-filing which is dominated by a large multi-colored cartoon dragon dressed in a suit, presumably because she is represented by the law firm of Dragon Lawyers PC(C) Award Winning Lawyers." See Compl. (ECF No. 1). Fed. R. Civ. P. 12(f)(1) allows a court to strike from a pleading an insufficient defense or any redundant, immaterial, impertinent, or scandalous matter." Use of this dragon cartoon logo is not only distracting, it is juvenile and impertinent. The Court is not a cartoon. Accordingly,

IT IS ORDERED that plaintiff's complaint (ECF No. 1) is STRICKEN. Plaintiff is directed to file an amended complaint, containing the same allegations as the original complaint, without the cartoon dragon by no later than May 5, 2025.

The court FURTHER ORDERED plaintiff not to file any more documents with a cartoon dragon or other inappropriate content."

Credit to The Volokh Conspiracy for posting this earlier today and thanks to the reader who sent it to me. (I don't know how Volokh got it first. I'm way more ridiculous than he is.)

Just to be clear, the cartoon dragon does in fact appear on every page of the complaint, not just the first one.

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