The White House’s Plan For Reversing The Declining Birth Rate

The Trump administration is considering proposals that would help reverse the nation's declining birth rate. Here are the White House's ideas for encouraging women to have more babies.

Monopoly game pieces on every container of Enfamil sold

Increase American manufacturing of fertility statues

Air-drop rose petals over residential areas

Mandatory twins

Remind Americans that every child is a potential YouTube star

Release the strategic oyster reserves

Award all pregnant women 60 seconds in the booth to grab flying taxpayer dollars

Add sperm to the water supply

Mail everyone a feather boa

Tag ear of every adolescent girl after her first period

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