Study Finds Ozempic May Reduce Signs Of Fatty Liver Disease

A study in The New England Journal Of Medicine found that semaglutides, such as Ozempic and Wegovy, may help treat fatty liver disease, pointing to yet another potential use for these popular weight-loss drugs. What do you think?

What about my other piece-of-shit organs?"

Jane LeClair, Age Guesser

My liver's gonna have abs!"

Mike Reina, Collar Stitcher

But will people's livers admit to using it?"

Ron Tran, Unemployed

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