2nd Grader Orders 70,000 Lollipops On Amazon

A Kentucky mom is speaking out after her 8-year-old son unknowingly ordered 30 boxes of Dum-Dums lollipops on Amazon, racking up a $4,200 charge. What do you think?

But he'll spoil his 40,000 dinners!"

Sophie Burlingame, Copper Welder

Got any blue raspberry?"

Ben Petrache, Gerbil Salesman

His parents shouldn't have let him have unsupervised access to the free market."

Leon Sluss, Stapler Marketer

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