Article 6XCPK Florida Bans Fluoride In Public Drinking Water

Florida Bans Fluoride In Public Drinking Water

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Gov. Ron DeSantis (R-FL) signed a bill banning the use of certain additives" in public water systems, making Florida the second state, after Utah, to ban fluoride from drinking water. What do you think?

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Teeth are mostly vestigial anyway."

Kimberly Stearn, Lumber Curator
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Good, I wouldn't want any harmful chemicals getting into my meth pipe."

Joe Lepo, Padlock Marketer
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They don't fluoridate swamp water, and I don't see the gators complaining."

Victor Lopez, Unemployed

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