Whataburger Sued For $1 Million For Not Holding Onions

A Texas man filed a lawsuit against the fast food chain Whataburger alleging that he received onions on his burger despite requesting none, claiming the meal caused an allergic reaction. What do you think?

How much am I entitled to if I just think their burgers are gross?"

Spencer Snook, Box Ticker

Real Whataburger fans will eat through any allergic reaction."

Jerome Onderko, Recipe Judge

I know from personal experience that allium law is a nightmare to navigate."

Isa Clark, Chief Revisionist

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