Japan Celebrates New Sumo Champion After Years Of Mongolian Dominance

Japan has a new sumo grand champion and the first Japanese competitor to reach the top rank since 2017, the sport having recently been dominated by Mongolians who won six of the previous seven titles. What do you think?

Start eating, Mongolians."

Kelsey Merritt, Candy Packager

Why does being a big fat guy have to be a competition?"

Sean Buck, Unemployed

It's nice knowing my stereotypes are current again."

Tommy Oakes, Wax Carver

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