Italian Volcano Erupts

Mount Etna, the volcano on the Italian island of Sicily, erupted, spewing hot ash miles into the air and releasing lava in a pyroclastic flow. What do you think?

God must be punishing them for being Italian."

Aaron Cato, Ceramics Expert

I'm sure the spewing ash and lava is just as good at Eataly."

Gonzalo Viera, Ice Molder

Makes you wonder when Mt. Fuji will finally get off its ass and do something cool."

Trina LeCompte, Girdle Technician

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