Everything Known About The New ‘Harry Potter’ Series So Far

HBO's Harry Potter reboot is anticipated to hit the streaming service in 2026. The Onion shares everything that is known about the TV adaptation so far.

Q: Is J.K. Rowling involved?

A: The author will serve as Executive Producer and Chief Goodwill Destroyer.

Q: Who is playing Dumbledore?

A: John Lithgow stepped in after the show lost J.K. Rowling's first choice of Kevin Spacey.

Q: Who else has been cast?

A: Every single person who comes up when you Google British actor."

Q: Will my child like this show?

A: It'll be great for your 35-year-old son who still lives at home.

Q: Why is HBO doing this?

A: Amazon already beat them to Lord Of The Rings.

Q: How will it differ from the original films?

A: Fans will watch it with significantly more shame.

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