Cologne Evacuated After Discovery Of Unexploded WWII Bombs

The biggest evacuation in the German city of Cologne since World War II is under way after the discovery of three unexploded bombs dropped by allied forces 80 years ago. What do you think?

All a part of the long game."

Randy Talarico, Citrus Extractor

There was still a chance those bombs could have gotten a really old Nazi."

Wendi Zales, Ballroom Uplighter

All I'm hearing is no line at the Lindt Chocolate Museum."

Austin Herrera, Gelato Thickener

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