Fake Flight Attendant Flew 120 Flights For Free

A 35-year-old man who falsely claimed to be a flight attendant for six years to book over 120 free flights was convicted by a federal jury. What do you think?

That's nothing-I was pretending to be the judge."

Ivan Nettles, Paint Stripper

Fucker never brought me my Diet Coke, either."

Andrew Maney, Leek Chopper

I think at that point you are a flight attendant."

Fiona Belchak, Subpoena Filer

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