Trump Organization Launches Trump Mobile Cell Phone Service

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The Trump Organization unveiled a mobile phone plan and a $499 smartphone that is set to launch in September, with the new service being dubbed Trump Mobile. What do you think?

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Sorry, I'm locked in a two-year cell contract with Kim Jong-Un."

David Rupert, Lunch Orderer
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If the founding fathers didn't want presidents to sell phones named after themselves, they would've said so."

Nabil Amjadi, Egg Pickler
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I've fallen for too many Trump scams to not also fall for this one."

Abby Salazar, Suede Marketer

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