Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders Get 400% Increase

According to members of the team, the Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders received a 400% raise last season, with specific rates having not been released. What do you think?

The honor of dancing for Jerry Jones should be payment enough."

Arturo Perez, Unemployed

But that money could've paid for at least two players' assault settlements!"

Cody Sielawa, Rhyme Slanter

I thought they were paid on commission based on how much cheer they bring."

Rachel Leak, Profanity Expunger

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