Sweaty Corn Making Summer More Humid

Midwestern corn crops are releasing vast amounts of moisture into the air, known as corn sweat", which, combined with rising temperatures and expanded planting, is fueling increasingly sticky summer humidity. What do you think?

I prefer the dry heat we get from wheat."

Brandon Heckman, Montage Splicer

Can't Monsanto make us some corn that pants?"

Parker White, Patio Sweeper

It's nice of nature to come up with a vegan option to meat sweats."

Mia Haider, Glue Bottler

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