Tips For Keeping Pets Safe In Hot Weather

While it can be fun to spend the summer days outdoors with your furry friends, it's important to remember that animals are highly susceptible to the dangers of extreme temperatures. Here are The Onion's tips for keeping your pets safe in hot weather.

Make sure they only wear loose, cotton fur.

Limit their alcohol intake.

Let them know that there's bottled water in the fridge.

Blow on your pets until they stop steaming.

Take a road trip up north with your Siberian Husky and release him into the unforgiving Canadian wilderness where he belongs.

Avoid long walks even more than you normally would.

If you must leave your pet in a parked car, keep the radio on to help them pass the time.

Explain to your overheating English bulldog that a warming planet is a small price to pay for a 3% GDP growth rate.

Buy a backup.

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