Article 6YDJH Royal Train To Be Decommissioned

Royal Train To Be Decommissioned

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King Charles will retire the royal train," a private rail line established in 1840 to transport members of the royal family across Britain, in an attempt to modernize the monarchy and cut down on costs. What do you think?

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I don't know how Britain continues to justify an outdated institution like trains."

Stephen Tran, Amateur Beekeeper
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Good. The royal family can ride in an armored motorcade just like the rest of us."

Will Burress, Playbill Folder
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If you're cutting costs, we probably don't need both an Earl of Snowdon and a Duke of Gloucester."

Jon Betancourt, Orchestral Assistant

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