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Pros And Cons Of Defunding Medicaid

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GOP lawmakers in the House and Senate officially passed Trump's Big Beautiful Bill," including provisions that slashed funding for public health care programs by more than $1 trillion. The Onion examines the pros and cons of these steep cuts to Medicaid.

PRO

Will finally motivate poor Americans who've been putting off becoming billionaires

Fewer people alive to compete for defunded SNAP benefits

U.S. poised for renaissance of shamanic healing

Street value of expired medicines about to skyrocket

Just jumped 17,000 spots on liver transplant list

Scenic, 200-mile drive to local hospital

A portmanteau? Tacky

CON

Sidewalks clogged with people walking it off"

Housekeeper too sick to come clean

MrBeast now only chance of getting insulin

Need backhoe certification to dig mass grave

Already too many ghosts

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