Molly Jenkins and Greg Phipps

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from The Onion on 2025-07-17 13:00 (#6YQ4J)

Well, well, well, looks like little Molly Jenkins finally had enough of the big city and came crawling back to the small-town boy she thought she was too good for, Greg Phipps, in a ceremony at St. Matthew's Church on Sunday.

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