Political Profile: Pam Bondi

U.S. Attorney General Pam Bondi's handling of the Epstein files has divided MAGA world, with many Trump supporters calling on the president to fire her. The Onion shares everything you need to know about Bondi.

Ethnicity: Floridian American

Political Party: Democratic (Until 2010) Republican (2010-2026) National Front For Making America Great (2026-)

Preferred Debate Style: Knocking on a car window

Favorite Hobby: Redacting

Biggest Political Liability: Has never hosted a podcast

Thoughts On Jeffrey Epstein: Classified

Recurring Nightmare: Being saved from drowning by a trans swimmer

Who Trump Thinks She Is: Lara Trump

Biggest Regret: Not becoming a dance mom

Eventual Cause Of Death: Presumed suicide

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