Article 6Z1AG Study Finds Federal Food Assistance Slows Cognitive Decline

Study Finds Federal Food Assistance Slows Cognitive Decline

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A National Institutes of Health-funded study found that older adults who participated in SNAP showed a slower rate of cognitive decline than people who were eligible for the food assistance program but didn't receive benefits. What do you think?

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I wonder if food has other benefits as well."

Amelia Coltan, Peppercorn Packager
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Filling out mountains of paperwork is a great mental exercise."

Ed Meyerowitz, Mattress Roller
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I've only heard bad things about food."

Carlos Ramos, Lathe Supervisor

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