Article 6ZAW2 Meteorite That Crashed Into Georgia Home Older Than Planet Earth

Meteorite That Crashed Into Georgia Home Older Than Planet Earth

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The cherry tomato-sized meteorite that pierced the roof of a home near Atlanta has been confirmed to be about 4.56 billion years old, making it older than Earth itself. What do you think?

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It doesn't matter how old it is, that behavior is unacceptable."

Mae Pickett, Stenographer's Apprentice
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A heartening reminder that meteorites of any age can make a difference."

Tobias Obry, Unemployed
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How could scientists possibly know the exact size of a cherry tomato?"

Jay Valdez, Dog Choreographer

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