U.S. Alcohol Consumption Falls To Record Low

A new Gallup poll found that only 54% of U.S. adults report drinking alcohol, a record low as growing health concerns and skepticism about moderate drinking drive the decline. What do you think?

Not in my garage."

Ed Rasch, Footage Splicer

My current reality requires something stronger."

Cornelius Brown, Cheerleading Advocate

Nothing a good economic collapse can't fix."

June Montemayer, Ink Supplier

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