What’s A Little Cesium-134?

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from The Onion on 2025-08-18 13:00 (#6ZCVF)

A bit of cancer is a small price to pay for this charming bungalow in the 500-mile exclusion zone surrounding the site of a catastrophic nuclear meltdown.

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