Frustrated Man Gets Mustard All Over His New Hot Dog

CHICAGO-Kicking himself as the condiment splattered all over his pristine meal, local man Scott Wilkinson reportedly expressed frustration Thursday after getting mustard on his brand-new hot dog.Son of a bitch, I just got this hot dog-how is it covered in mustard already?" said Wilkinson, dabbing the recently purchased frankfurter with a napkin and explaining that regardless of how hard he scrubbed, there was no way he was ever going to get the yellow stains out of the bun. This frank is ruined, and I don't have enough time to run back home and get another one. Ugh, it was 100% beef, too. Two dollars down the drain, just like that. This is why I can't have nice wieners."According to reports, Wilkinson later took his hot dog into the bathroom and tried to wash it in the sink.

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