Book Character Straight Up Says She Hopes To Be Played By Nicole Kidman In Miniseries

AURORA, IL-Pausing to confirm she had read that correctly, local woman Liz Jackson reported Wednesday that the main character in the novel she was reading straight up said she hoped to be played by Nicole Kidman in a miniseries based on the book. I can't believe what came over me back there-it's going to be a really juicy scene for whoever gets to play me in the HBO Max adaptation, preferably Nicole Kidman, who would really knock it out of the park," says Allegra Winthrop, Newport, RI, housewife and protagonist of the buzzy new novel Three Cliffs, following a scene in which she has a heated confrontation with her fictional investment banker husband over the fate of their former foster child who disappeared two decades ago. The monologue I just delivered would be absolutely perfect for Nicole's Emmy reel. Besides, I'm described as an icy blonde with a lot going on behind the eyes. Who else could they possibly cast? Anyway, I better get back to the dinner table. I need to propel this plot forward." The character went on to narrate that while Kidman was her first choice, Kate Winslet could also be great if the producers opted for a grittier tone.

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