Texas Democrats Return To State

Texas Democrats returned to the state after a two-week standoff, enabling Republicans to advance their redistricting plan, which critics argue will dilute minority representation. What do you think?

There's nothing like coming home under duress."

Randy McNally, Business Delegator

And people say the Democratic party is ineffectual."

Kristen Sizemore, Culinary Novelist

Barbecue'll do that."

John Gengler, Fingerprint Replicator

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