FDA Warns Against Eating Potentially Radioactive Shrimp Sold At Walmart

The Food and Drug Administration warned Americans not to consume Great Value raw frozen shrimp sold at Walmart due to possible contamination with the radioactive isotope Cesium-137. What do you think?

Look, if you can't handle a little poisoning, you have no place in the discount shrimp game to begin with."

Charles Topel, Footage Analyst

Nothing a little Cajun seasoning can't fix."

Jim Speare, Fencepost Installer

But I'm naturally deficient in Cesium-137."

Rebecca Ponce, Retired Biochemist

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