California Resident Tests Positive For The Plague

After a California resident tested positive for bubonic plague, likely contracted from a flea bite while camping, local health officials urged the public to take precautions. What do you think?

With the nation's humors this out of balance, I'm not surprised."

Ray Dvorak, Systems Analyst

As hard as it is to resist, people need to stop petting wild fleas."

Sarah Devine, Tomato Slicer

I thought we eradicated the witches that cause plague years ago."

Bill Maxwell, Salt Miner

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