Article 7024W State Department Threatens Immigrants Who Mock Charlie Kirk’s Death

State Department Threatens Immigrants Who Mock Charlie Kirk’s Death

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The Onion Staff
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The U.S. State Department said it may review the legal status of immigrants who praise, rationalize, or make light" of Charlie Kirk's fatal shooting. What do you think?

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I'd better attack Nancy Pelosi's husband just to be on the safe side."

Aaron Hart, Root Pickler
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But they do nothing when immigrants mock my boardshorts."

Bart Foltin, Toothpick Carver
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Yeah, stick to making this country the beautiful tapestry it is, immigrants!"

Cara Weary, Shovel Salesman

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