Article 709BZ Trump Administration Attempts To Link Autism To Tylenol

Trump Administration Attempts To Link Autism To Tylenol

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The Trump administration claimed that taking acetaminophen during pregnancy might increase autism risk, advising against the common over-the-counter drug despite its use by a majority of pregnant women. What do you think?

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I guess it's back to laudanum."

Tre Duncan, Sauce Mixer
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I'll defer to the experts on this one. I'm not a former environmental lawyer."

Rosetta Castillo, Ferret Breeder
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I'm just going to listen to whatever my family shaman recommends."

Sam Ellis, Sweepstakes Participant

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