What To Know About ‘The Official Release Party Of A Showgirl’

Taylor Swift is promoting her forthcoming album with The Official Release Party Of A Showgirl, an 89-minute movie that features a music video, lyric videos, and commentary and that will run in theaters the weekend of Oct. 3. The Onion shares everything you need to know about the film.

Q: What inspired Swift to create this film?

A: Wedding ain't gonna pay for itself.

Q: Is there a theme?

A: Q4 earnings.

Q: Is there going to be a signature popcorn bucket?

A: Yes, in the shape of a cash register.

Q: What should I be prepared for?

A: The sound of people singing along to The Smashing Machine in the adjacent theater.

Q: How much time will I have to memorize the new songs?

A: Almost none, so buy some Adderall.

Q: What if I can't make those specific nights?

A: It's totally cool. Taylor knows how busy you are.

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