Pete Hegseth Rails Against Fat Generals

Pete Hegseth sharply condemned fat generals" at a military gathering, ordering all officers to meet stricter fitness standards. What do you think?

Hopefully this isn't a return to the rail-thin heroin chic' generals of the '90s."

Abby Hackett, Unemployed

Personally, I've always preferred my senior officers to be on the thicker side."

Kenneth Bonas, Font Consultant

That kind of fat-shaming is what causes generals to binge on MREs in the first place."

Justin Linderman, Backup Physician

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