Church Of England Names First Woman Leader

Sarah Mullally has been appointed the first female Archbishop of Canterbury, becoming the Church of England's top spiritual leader. What do you think?

God must be spinning in his grave."

Paulo Greco, Substitute Bellhop

Standing at podiums and reading books aloud is a man's job."

Wallace Taroza, Cherry Pitter

Finally someone for the Pope to marry."

Caroline Bertone, Bunker Decorator

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