Article 70N82 Tyra Banks Releases Hot Ice Cream

Tyra Banks Releases Hot Ice Cream

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The Onion Staff
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Supermodel Tyra Banks introduced a warm, drinkable dessert called Hot Mama, describing it as the world's first hot ice cream experience." What do you think?

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This is Cindy Crawford's smokable donuts' all over again."

Finn McCune, Chicken Groomer
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Of course a skinny person thinks they invented drinking ice cream."

Ross Humphrey, Municipality Namer
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You mean clam chowder?"

Julie Zessin, Factory Picketer

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