Article 70NQN Nicole Kidman Tosses ‘The Garfield Movie’ Soundtrack Onto Burn Pile

Nicole Kidman Tosses ‘The Garfield Movie’ Soundtrack Onto Burn Pile

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NASHVILLE, TN-Adding to an already heaping assortment of books, clothing, and photos that reminded her of soon-to-be ex-husband Keith Urban, actress Nicole Kidman reportedly tossed a copy of The Garfield Movesoundtrack onto her backyard burn pile Friday. Keith was so happy the day he came home and told me he was collaborating with Snoop on a song about Garfield's relaxed lifestyle, but now I'll never be able to enjoy that opening keyboard lead again without it feeling like a knife in my gut," said the Academy Award-winning star, who was seen fighting back tears as she tossed a lit match onto the pile andwatchedGarfield's sneering orange face crumple into ash. I thought I'd be happily humming along to Let It Roll' for the rest of my life. That shows how much I know. Goodbye, original motion picture soundtrack. Goodbye, Let It Roll.' Let it roll, indeed." At press time, reports confirmed a frantic Kidman had lunged for the smoldering record.

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