Priceless Jewels Stolen From Louvre In Daytime Raid

The Louvre Museum in Paris closed temporarily after thieves broke in and stole several priceless Napoleon-era jewels, the brazen seven-minute raid taking place just after the world's most-visited museum opened. What do you think?

The British Museum better have an air-tight alibi."

Aaron Goldstein, Helium Expert

This should be a reminder to everyone to go home tonight and hug all your jewels tight."

Isaiah Brown, Assistant Musicologist

My bad, I assumed that guy suspended by wire from the ceiling was just part of the exhibit."

Lucia Romano, Dirt Moistener

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