Prince Andrew Surrenders Royal Titles
Prince Andrew relinquished all of his royal titles, including Duke of York, amid ongoing public scrutiny over his ties to disgraced sex trafficker Jeffrey Epstein. What do you think?

Problem solved!"
Samuel Okoye, Systems Analyst

Whatever, I still love his music."
Freja Lund, Brainstorm Scheduler

So we're calling him Regular Andrew' now?"
Jonas O'Neill, Trinket Developer
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