East Wing Demolition Sparks Outrage

President Trump's decision to demolish the White House's East Wing for a $300 million ballroom has provoked public outrage and preservationist demands for a pause, with the formal review processes unable to occur during the government shutdown. What do you think?

It's none of our business what people build on their own public property."

Dora Bibbs, Unemployed

They could've waited until our tour was over."

Rodney Wendorf, Seminar Booker

I got a ton of guff from my HOA when I built my $250 million ballroom too."

Fred Hoang, Hat Mender

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