‘Welcome To Derry’ Viewer Can Tell Pennywise Got Work Done

BOSTON-Remarking that the malevolent clown seemed not to have aged a day in the years since his last screen appearance,It: Welcome To Derryviewer Alana Meyertold reporters Sunday that she could tell Pennywise had gotten work done. Don't get me wrong, he looks good, but you don't come back looking this hot without dropping some serious dough on operations in Turkey," said Meyer, noting that immediately after the premiere began, she could see the star's paycheck at work in his fuller red lips, veneers for his sharpened teeth, orange hair plugs, and much more prominent white forehead. He's really filling out those ruffled pantaloons in a way I never noticed before, so I wouldn't rule out a butt lift either. Look, if it makes him happy, whatever. It's obviously just part of the career expense of being a sex symbol." Meyer, however, went on to applaud the way fellow evil presences such as Art the Clown and Violator had chosen to age gracefully.

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