Timeline Of Nancy Pelosi’s Career

After decades in the House of Representatives, Rep. Nancy Pelosi (D-CA) has announced she will not seek reelection next year. The Onion looks back at the former House speaker's life and career.

1940

Born in Baltimore with mark of the gavel on her forearm.

1961

Poses for photo with President John F. Kennedy at inaugural ball after begging dad to spring for VIP meet-and-greet passes.

1994-1997

The Lost Years.

1999

First and last time an intern gets her lunch order wrong.

2007

Remains seated during State of Union speech while George W. Bush nearly chokes to death on pretzel.

2010

Rallies House Democrats to pass legislation that controversially benefits Americans.

2019

Purposefully gives Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez wrong directions to congressional hearing room.

Jan. 5, 2021

Goes to work in a shit-free office.

2023

BLM tattoo removed.

2027

Suddenly bad at stock trading.

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