Transportation Department Endorses Crash Test Dummies That Resemble Women

The Department of Transportation is considering a new crash test dummy design based on female anatomy, claiming it would improve safety testing for women. What do you think?

Make sure they get my uneven nipples."

Fabrizia Pagano, Unemployed

Hopefully this will lead to more women getting involved in actual car crashes as well."

Norman Hassel, Napkin Collator

I strap my wife to the top of the car like a mattress, so we're all good."

Henrik Bilger, Walnut Supplier

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